A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
I feel like a pile of chihuahua shit that got eaten by a Great Dane who puked it up and then set it on fire.
I really need to get a comfy set of masturbating shoes
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