he made me salute his american flag boxers before i took them off
i cant believe i hit a parked car with a pink dildo in my mouth... fuckin epic
you know its a sad night when you can actually see and hear sitcoms on at the bar
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
She had a tattoo of Luke Bryan on her thigh and she made me waffles. Can I have two fiancees?
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
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