You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
Two bottles of champagne and half a pizza later, I'm crying myself to tears watching The Nanny. Happy finals week.
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
Fuck off I wasn't that drunk. I was still able to toss froot loops in the air and catch them in my mouth.
And in your bra. It was quite entertaining.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
you know that moment when all the alcohol kicks in and suddenly you realize the bar is very loud and you just want to bite someone sexy and ride their face i am kinda at that moment
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
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