he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
We just stood on the porch wondering how you managed to puke up a whole piece of bologna
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
there's no food at this bar, but i'm pretty sure vodka is made of wheat so i'm basically drinking bread.
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
So... Apparently, "Home" isn't the correct response when a cop asks for your address...
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
We found you in the bathroom at 1AM throwing money into the toilet making wishes. That drunk.
.... Seriously?
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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