I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
I can't tell whether I'm throwing up blood or licorice.
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
I just drank til 6am then boned a 32 yr old that looks exactly like ET. Oh god.
You poured your drink on yourself and then said "it's not a party until I'm wet"
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
Lynn just told me "I heard about your divorce. Condoms or morning pill your choice and I'm buying". Sorry but I got plans now bro.
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
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