Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
I just realized I haven't had steady access to a woman's body since I was breastfeeding.
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
I was just referred to as 'the margarita slut' by an 11 year old.
At second job interview this week. Wearing pants to hide pole dancing bruises. This my life.
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
i wasnt laughing because you were puking, i was laughing because three yards away there was a couple seriously getting it on
continuing my moment killer tradition in the best possible way
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
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