For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
This unplanned pregnancy thing is really taking all the fun out of football season.
so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
My asshole is basically a geyser at this point. Minus the excitement. Plus blood.
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
Things I Learned Tonight: I have no future in goat wrangling. Herding. Whatever you call the ridiculosity that just transpired.
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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