Yeah, where have you been?
Clearly not facebooking enough. Sweet jesus.
exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
The doctor said 'youre the 2nd youngest person that ive seen with this condition. Thats probably not the silver medal you were looking for today.'
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
Apparently it's ok to apply for building permits drunk. I feel like there definitely is a law preventing that.
MY TWIN SISTER IS ENGAGED. I REPEAT, MY SCREW UP OF A SISTER IS ENGAGED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I'll be there in 20 with vodka.
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
I let a drunk straight girl spank me with a metal paddle at the bar tonight. Remind me to never do that again.
you said, "the pool was totally tequila. and i left my shoe halfway across town. and by shoe i mean car" it appeared to me that you didn't have your shoes or car.
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
Randomize
