I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
You tried to wear your Jesus costume into Family Christian stores and say it was a book signing.
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
Hey welcome to Rick's drunk text tree. Rick is drunk right now please respond with "shut up" to remove your name from this list. Thanks for playing.
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
the japanese bartender dressed as a cowboy in assless chaps just told me i was too drunk for another shot
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
Named all the presidents in order between puke sessions while semi conscious so that's a thing I can do now
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
I just got through airport security with 5 grams of weed in my back pocket. Either I deserve a metal or the government is slacking
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
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