it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
so, i drunkenly called my religious roomie because i was lost and told her if she couldn't come find me, jesus would condemn her to hell for not leading me to the light .. too much?
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
Ok now I cleared out half the bar and Em and I have 5 Jameson shots lined up for you. You have 15 min.
Told him I'd blow him in the bathroom. There was a giant window everyone was looking thru. He whipped it out n I burst out laughing n walked away. Even blackout drunk I set the bar high. You should be proud.
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
The cop told you to put your hands behind your back and you slurred "I'm not falling for that again"
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
WHY DID YOU DRUNK DIAL MY MOM?!
Because mine was sitting on the bar stool next to me...
If body pillows had a built in vibrator attached I would literally never need a boyfriend again
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
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