my soul wont recognize me after tonight
I am going to invent a chocolate mix for sperm.
everyone is single if you try hard enough
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
Your roommate was biting my friend last night. It was weird.
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
After the baby comes, I'll make us White Russians with my breast milk. That will teach her about sharing.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
dude, i just found out morgan freeman loves weed. all my moms arguments are now irrelevant
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
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