nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
I just saw a Puerto Rican child between the ages of 8 and 11 with a faint mustache talking very loudly on the bluetooth in his ear about how "Skittles are played the fuck out"
Judging by what's in the bathroom right now, I see you graced us with your presence last night.
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
She danced with a broom while telling me I was "cool as shit" and she "wishes she could take a portion of my big ass and attach it to hers" then she passed out
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
I think my moral compass just broke
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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