Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
I showed my boss the "She Wolf" video. He sent it to all his friends and told me to make us martinis...thanks Shakira and keep it up
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
Did you rob me and blame it on the strippers?
i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
things I never thought I would say vol. 24 "Bagpipes just remind me that my relationship is over"
I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
Pulled over to puke on the way to sign closing papers on the house...Good sign of responsibility.
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
If you can't accept me drawing a Santa hat on your penis then we can't be friends
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