Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
This is your Morning Wood Report: I have it.
maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
We had a race to see who could chug their vodka tonic faster. College doesn't seem to be working for me... I'm getting exponentially dumber
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
Can't promise anything, there's vodka in my thermos
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
I'm sooo hungover. I fell asleep on top of a car in a parking lot last night. New one to add to the list.
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
Omg my butt feels so much better. Those suppositories are magic. It feels like Jesus fingered me in my sleep.
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
Randomize
