I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
Strike three, the fat brides maid they call shit puker also has herpes.
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
I know you're on a date and I should leave you alone but about twenty minutes ago I realized I haven't been spanked in years so if you're still looking for a birthday present, you know, consider it.
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
I swear I get as excited about the sound of a condom wrapper as my cat gets when she's getting a can of food.
avocado toast wont fix the fact you did a bunch of blow you fucking hipster
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
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