turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
What happened to fro yo and sex?
I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
Im pretty sure breakfast wine is a thing, and if it isn't, I just invented it
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
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