why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
Def walking back to my apt with a blender, an empty vodka bottle, and a half eAtn drumstick cone.
Unemployment check just came in. As soon as I stop pretending I have morals I'm buying weed. Puff puff pass uncle sam.
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
She took her panties off, then farted in my general direction. I guess we're at that stage in our relationship.
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
I guess you could say the date didn’t go so well since I was drunkenly Snapchatting with my ex by the end of it.
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