shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
Just saw a cop issuing a DUI. At 3 pm. It's definitely the start of winter break.
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
We ran out of wine so we are trying the absinthe you brought over from Spain like 3 years ago. Please call me at noon tomorrow. If we die, its your fault
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
Never thought I'd say this but the maple syrup flavored vodka probably wasn't our best idea
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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