The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
i had a dream last night that you and i organized a foursome. swear to god
ps i'll be in miami in early july. this text has no relation to the last one
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
I'm going to fuck my way out of the friend zone if its the last thing I do
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
She was shaking her boobs and I was so high all I could think was "breast maracas"
Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
the most romantic thing he could do for me right now would be to throw himself into traffic
Just walk up to him nice, spread your legs like smooth peanut butter on toast and scream "LOOK AT MY BEAVER! LOOK AT IT!!"
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
Are you alone?
No, but I have to leave him in my bed while I go on this date.
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