it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
I'm on a cruise to the Bahamas and this text message is gunna cost me $10 but I need you to pray on my behalf for the things I'm about to do these 2 girls and what I did last night to a 35 year old mother of 3.
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
While I was giving him head he told me he had to go door to door the next day and "spread the word of Jesus Christ" I felt like a Disney villain out to steal his virtue.
I think I deserve an award for the breakup text I sent him. Like a pulitzer prize or a donut or something.
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