I would kick you in the vagina but I'm afraid I would lose my shoe.
You told him your wedding ring was part of your costume. not okay!!
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
Woke up in a closet. I'm not drinking till summer.
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
Did you really just text me at 6:35 in the morning asking where the condoms were? I moved out a year ago.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
The best part is every argument that she makes from here on out will be refuted by "Oh hey remember that time you shit yourself wearing someone else's sweatpants at a frat party?"
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
Fursuit judi Dench just stared directly at me for 3 solid minutes telling me that cats arent dogs and i believe her because if i dont cat jason derulo might try to have sex with me
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