CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
Thanks for the menagerie of condoms on my desk
It's the use of SAT words like that which make me want to use them on you
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
Listen I'm tryna celebrate your divorce. Sometimes that calls for drinking on the toilet.
Every time I'm hungover I just want to watch Harry Potter and cry.
THIS IS AN AMERICAN HORROR STORY I CAN'T FIND MY VIBRATOR ANYWHERE WHICH MEANS I LOST IT WHEN I MOVED WHICH MEANS MY POOR VIBRATOR IS OUT THERE IN THE WORLD ALL ALONE RIGHT NOW WHAT AM I GOING TO DO
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
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