i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
Hey, I didn't ask that stripper to put her unds in my mouth, it was just covered by the plus package fee I ordered.
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
I just had sex a few hours ago now i'm eating frozen yogurt making sex plans for tonight while catching Pokémon. What a time to be alive.
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
I'm pretty sure even the managers want me to show up hungover my last day, it would be negligent and disrespectful to do otherwise
She’s super into those renaissance faires. But, if you can’t actually stab anyone, what’s the point?
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
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