love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I'm drunk at a fancy martini bar, wearing jeans, drinking cheap vodka that I brought in my purse. Got thrown out of court for using my cell phone. All in all calling Thursday a success.
I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
Just got mistaken for a cardboard cutout ad in line at Taco Bell. New low?
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
I'm about one sudden movement away from being able to cross "throw up in a fortune 100 company's bathroom" off my bucket list.
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
You said something about how beautiful my pockets were, then walked away.
Yes talking about pockets is classic me.
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
There are far too many naked dudes in your apartment, and they aren't even watching porn. I mean seriously, they've got the Lion King on.
I woke up to Dragon Ball Z playing in Portuguese and a donut shish-kebab~ed on a dick in my face.
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
Randomize
