I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
So can I buy you a drink sometime?
Sure, but make it a double, I'm drinking for two these days.
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
Affirmative
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
last night you made out with a 19 year old on a bar and i woke up with a swede in my bed. lets just say that never happened.
Randomize
