I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
my roommate made out with a guy wearing a squirrel costume, equipped with a blow up tail. time to start harvesting nuts for the winter
if i can hear my landlord's phone ring you think be can hear my vibrator?
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
Got a 72 hour restraining order. Can we meet monday? Let me know!
I just won 200$ from Bar Karaoke, for singing the "Sailor Moon" theme song, and then the Pokemon theme song, also known as the motherfucking ANTHEM OF POKEMON MASTERS LIKE ME. I HAD TO REPRESENT.
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
Randomize
