4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
I was drunk at peters. now im drunk at my apartment. and hungry. but mcdonalds is broken. wtf
i left him drunk and in the fetal postion in the shower.
was the water running?
yeah but he said he knows how to swim
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
Your my favorite hello and hardest goodbye.
And I especially mean that last part, half the time you pass out somewhere and it is impossible to get you to leave.
My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
Don't feel sorry for me. I'm getting Red Lobster and sex tonight. Nothing can bring me too far down.
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
I barely trust you with my tinder, why would I let you take the staples out of my head?!
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
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