I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
The bottle I was drinking out of splintered on the bottom, there was glass in my hand, I pulled it out with my teeth... Not the best night for Drunk Kevin
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
To the genius that put everclear in my humidifier: your time is coming.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
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