Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
Women are like Alzheimers patiens. You can compliment them a million times in a day, but the next day is always a wash, you have to start all over.
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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