Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
I shaved my pubes to make my cock look like it has a lions mane. to surprise the girl that works at the zoo when she comes over.
you were running down the aisles of wal mart singing 'follow the yellowbrick road'. i'm pretty sure you thought the night shift workers were the munchkins & started crying when they wouldnt help u find the wizard. needless to say u were pretty stoned/wasted
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
This is one of those times I wish I had a time machine so I could go back and punch myself in the face to make me realize what I need to do before it's too late
I have a rash on my arm from the cat litter. Think the cat will be mad that I peed in its box?
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
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