we made a giant pot of alcholic jello. i filled a gallon bag and brought it to dorms. desk guy gave me weird looks, he doesnt realize this is how i will pass all of my room searches
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
you know it's bad when you need sunglasses to open the refrigerator
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
A DRUNK EMT IS BETTER THAN NO EMT!!!
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
I poured everyones drinks into the ice bucket and then stuck my face in it. Apparently I'm a greedy drunk.
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
Would it be weird to bake him a cake that says "sorry I peed on your bed"?
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
I'm pretty sure I hallucinated the existence of an entire human being last night.
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
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