Say something about gay babies.
Do you think Conan would leave his wife for me?
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
I'm sorry, but the way we fuck, they don't make condoms strong enough not to break
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Just served breakfast to a bunch of hella drunk kids. They kidnapped the birthday boy for his 21st and he was wearing a disney onesy and bunny ears. They've been drinking since before dawn, why don't we have friends like that?
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
Ok so I'm not gonna ignore the fact that you had sex on a frat basement floor and spent the last 4 years wondering how you got HPV
You know how last week before we left I was drinking outta that blue cup and I left it sitting across the road. Well, it hadn't moved and my family just found it, brought it inside and cleaned it. I think this cup is my soulmate.
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
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