normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
Tequila
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
Well you’re enrolled in an Ivy League grad school and I’m currently at a 2 star holiday inn in rural PA so who is really thriving here
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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