What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
I'm at work, still drunk. Can you turn on the radio? If the station goes off the air I passed out. Can't get fired. Haven't slept yet.
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
So... Really random... You know we only exist cause Dad misspelled 'perseverance', right?
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
I feel like my entire body is ashamed of me today
You're a god amongst men today
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