Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
She stumbled in with some guy, woke me up, introduced him and said "This is my sister. She's a freshman. She probably hates you."
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
It's 5am and I have yet to fall asleep. At what point do we just accept that I run on vodka?
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
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