so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
I slept with a married guy last night and then broke my toe on the doorframe on the way out. I've never seen karma work so fast.
I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
i've hit rock bottom. Eating pringles and playing taylor swift on guitar in my underwear at 11am on a wedensday morning. Sober.
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