I hope you're ready because I look like an elf on crack had a baby in the medieval era and that baby grew up to be a whore
Do you think Tom Brady went home tonight and changed his facebook status to "pink with lace"?
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
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