I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
well you can't waste a boner
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
Don't feel bad sweetie, you're not the only classy one in town. I'm still driving around with that tupperware of tequila in my cup holder from last week's Margarita Monday.
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
I'm sorry I couldn't bail you out, apparenty they dont take credit cards over the phone. Did you at least make any friends in jail?
I love you but this is the first Saturday I have ever spent at the police station. And where are my boxers?
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
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