Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
you know you made some mistakes when your last two boyfriends are both obsessed with women's curling...
he let me duct tape his mouth because i said it was my fetish, i really just wanted him to shut up
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
I fake pass out to avoid hookups sometimes. Last night I fake slept on my bathroom floor for like 2 hours before the guy left.
First and foremost she's my friend, but she's also a mistake I make when I'm drunk
the back of my hand read, "say no to drugs." my palm read, "say yes to shots." when the fuck did I write that?
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
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