I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
I invited him to my hotel room via snapchat. I'm one hell of a classy bitch
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
I hear jingle bells and I can't tell if it's bc I'm feeling festive or just REALLY high
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
If I don't wake up tomorrow you inherit my paycheck and can only spend it at cinnabon
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