just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
how was your day?
fuck the small talk. are you bringing the liquor tonight or am i?
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
I was puking in the bathroom when my fake tooth fell off of my retainer so I just walked out of the bar and didn't say goodbye to my date
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
I'm doing my drinking workout. 20 pushups for each beer I finish. I should write a fucking book
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