that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
I just watched a trucker jack off to a picture of Ellen DeGeneres at a truck stop in Nebraska.
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
Everyone agrees they like your mother better drunk
For future reference, the words 'big' and 'problem' should be used sparingly with a person whom you have recently had copious amounts of unprotected sex
she fucked me tho cuz it was her cat's birthday. As soon as we were done she just says "ahhh tequila tuesdays"
Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
I asked if I could borrow some condoms. She referred to herself as "a soup kitchen for whores".
I feel like the fact that I slept with someone who dresses up like Batman a few times will never be lived down.
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
I was taking this cougar home in the middle of the night I walked across the hall all naked to take a piss and ran into to some chick from highschool she said no way you are fucking my mom ran into her moms room and started yelling at her
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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