Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
omg omg i just fucked paul. i need to stop doing this kind of thing.
wait, who's paul?
exactly.
I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
Just incase you were wondering, the count of ladies who have perioded on chairs at our fine restaurant is now at 3.
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
In other news, I just sent her a video of me masturbating while driving in the rain, so I guess you could say I've mastered Snapchat
I was at a crossroads, dude. Like, do I wanna eat chicken McNuggets or talk about my feelings?
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
So apparently my bro is going to make me fix his tattoo this trip... He sent me a pic of said tattoo. Tattoo is of a sperm, on his penis, which was in a woman's mouth... Wth
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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