He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
oh so you have enough money for the third eye blind concert but not enough for the morning after pill?
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
Woke up this morning on my couch at 6am fully dressed including heels, holding half a corn dog. I called you last night when I was buying the corn dog from a street vendor, I think.
I am in love with you.
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
I'm trying not to drink. I may fall down if I move. This is bad. I had everclear before the bar. Oh no. Oh no. Breathe. Breathe. Breathe.
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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