Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
i just fell asleep masturbating. I'm no longer surprised i'm single. I can't even pleasure myself.
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
Sitting at a bar next to a guy wearing sunglasses drinking a pitcher by himself and having an argument with himself over if journey is more ballin than kiss. Feel better about myself.
also I just used a straw to drink the juice out of a tomato b/c I forgot how to bite.
She was giving you that "I really want to blow you but I have to act professional" look. Guaranteed
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
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