It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
Mark my words im gonna be the drunkest groomsman outta spite for him having his wedding on a gameday
and you wish you could be eating a cookie right now. but all you get to eat is a penis
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
I was just handed a bible on my walk of shame....are you there god? its tequila tuesday's hangover
Watching the dude who probably knocked me up be all cute with his girlfriend on my couch. I am too nice, and I hate today.
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
People around me are just doing lines of cocaine. Like its no big deal. And I'm just here like.... Y'all want some cheezits?
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
Do plants get herpes?
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