found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
worst part about day drinking... waking up to george lopez
Rode my bike to work still drunk. Almost threw up on a camper while getting him out of his parents car.
Hey, I didn't ask that stripper to put her unds in my mouth, it was just covered by the plus package fee I ordered.
We ate a mysterious delivered pizza which no one ordered and then the wii wouldn't work so 20 of us watched porn on two laptops. Drunk took the awkward away.
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
I told him I had an IUD and he asked me how was a bomb a form of birth control..
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
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