i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
Circumcision scars are like fingerprints. I think I'm on to something man.
I figured out why I insisted on leaving my sweater on the ground outside. I smelled it and I'm 97% sure I peed on it last night
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
Oh god now he thinks I'm into him because I've been staring at him trying to figure out what animal he looked like
So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
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