I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
meet me or not, i'm out of control
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
he texted me at 3am asking for "one of my famous blowjobs"
I feel like an ass. I'm not blacking out ever again. I want to clean your feet for a year. Just like Jesus did.
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
Exotic beer tasting at my apt right now and by that I mean I bought random beer and I'm drinking it on my balcony
So that groomsmen was naked under his kilt. Also I just had sex in the elevator. And yes, those two updates are definitely related.
reason #326 why I'm still single.... my date just told me there's a little boy ghost that lives in his closet because he likes his music.
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
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