I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
Hashbrowns don't come out your nose as easily as you would think
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
she found me naked passed out on the toilet and i just kept repeating "i'm like elvis, but not dead."
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
If you are breathing, I want you at your house. No non-breathing-related excuses.
Had to walk of shame past Westminster Abbey this morning. Pretty sure a Japanese tourist took a photo of me.
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
I turned on Elf, made myself a mojito, and am eating one of a sleeve of Ritz. You tell me if I wanna go out tonight.
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