you know your drunk when 7 soccer players cant catch up to a tranny in high heels who just stole your wallet
having sex with you is like teaching a dog to tango, it DOESN'T work
so let's talk penis.
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
Nothing too major over here lately. Just had a date with an ex-internet porn star turned lawyer. He said: "at my 3rd burning man I taught a workshop on BDSM" and I knew it was going to be a fun night.
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
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