bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
If you are drunk already, then as your friend I am advising you to stop writing on your dads Facebook wall
I'm laying in bed listening to Purple Rain on repeat. If you wanna bone, come up, but if not, at least Prince understands me.
Buying her a drink is like giving a seagull a French fry, all you're gonna do is get annoyed and shit on
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
Don’t be alarmed my pee bowl is in your shower
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