Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
I twisted my ankle last night doing a super high five with 3 inch heels on.
Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
Just spilled a coffee mug full of scolding hot oatmeal on my bare dick. Hope you're having a good Friday night too.
Consider yourself lucky. If I ever run into my ex, all I'll be able to think is, "I let you pee on me and lead me around on a leash."
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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