Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
At least make sure they are 18
Why
her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
Seeing your one night stand on campus never gets less awkward. Why is Subway the only good place to eat?
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
Congrats, you are the first person our bartender ever met that actually needed wheeled out of a bar in a wheelchair. He said you were his hero.
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