Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
In other news, someone I've had sex with won jeopardy last night.
I'm still drunk. it's summer. I just need a hot dog and an aspirin.
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
Please remind me next time not to call the ex who cheated on me to cry about the ex who forgave me for putting him in prison. It would be much appreciated.
like honestly, the vodka had to go somewhere, and your moms soap dispenser just seemed right at the time..
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
you have to get here a cop came into the bar and she looks like Sarah Palin. I think I'm gonna try and bang her
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