I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
it was almost as awkward as hearing my parents on friday nights in 2 in the morning starting, and than hearing at 2:01 my dad getting up and my mom going "i should have married a man"
I hate myself for saying your mom and I have the same friday nights.
don't worry... so do I
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
on the subway to an interview & there's a dude doing whippits out of a cheese wil can
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
Im riding the bus with beer in one hand and chapagne in the other. I love weddings.
My drunk is wearing off and im starting to feel like this dolphin tattoo was a bad idea.
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
Getting knocked up by someone with a good job and a big dick, okay. I can handle that. Getting knocked up by someone who sells dildos for a living and has a tiny dick, SOMEBODY is losing a pair of balls.
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