I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
you dont know how to answer ppls txts anymore?!?
im sorry, i don't get text messages.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
I was just about to go down on her when she gave herself a "smell check" and said "no, not today".
Currently separating the burrito I just stuffed in my purse from the weed in my half smoken bowl that was already in it. My what the fuck moment beats yours.
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
i only stock magnum condoms so if the guy i bring home doesn't fit in them he only gets to eat me out. no exceptions.
Woke up pants less in the vacant apartment across the hall. It was unlocked because they were showing it to someone. When they walked in I woke up and said "this is a great place to live" and walked out
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
I can't even be mad at customs in houstons airport anymore for missing my flight and having to stay overnight. Within an hour of meeting we did it at her place. Her last word being "glad I could show you real southern hospitality". I'm definitely coming back here someday
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
I made out with the hosts' boyfriend, infront of her, drank way too much, slept in my car and convinced everyone that I'm really a nice person. If that's not skilled lying, I don't know what is.
Last night I had a dream that a man with an ice cream body entered a bicycle throwing contest and won.
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